What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.