What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.