What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.