What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.