What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

What do you do when nothing goes right?

Go left

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Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

Mini-soda.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.