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What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!