What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda