What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.