What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.