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What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Who was left?

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.