What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.