What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet