What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.