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What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*