What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)