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What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad?

Two letters.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.