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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo