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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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He was told not to play with his food.

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Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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Try to neghostiate.

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A pyrite!

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A pot roast

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A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

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My toe sis!

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Call a toe truck.

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Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

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A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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The A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo