Stub Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

Nana Jokes More Nana Jokes

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

Ouch Jokes More Ouch Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball