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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

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How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

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Are you Thor

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

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As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

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