Stub Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

Nanny Jokes More Nanny Jokes

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.