Stub Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Ouch Jokes More Ouch Jokes

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

Au Jokes More Au Jokes

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.