Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

Foreskin Jokes More Foreskin Jokes

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

Tobacco Jokes More Tobacco Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.