Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

Foreskin Jokes More Foreskin Jokes

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off.

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

Tobacco Jokes More Tobacco Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.