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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

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How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Why does Sirius Black get all the girls?

Because he's a real dawg.

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What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth