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Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler