Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!