What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.

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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

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What followed the dinosaur?

Its tail!

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus