What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

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What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?

Synonym Grahams

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll