What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

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How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

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Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus.

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)