What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll