What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

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What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.