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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

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How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal