How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy