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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

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How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

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What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.