How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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