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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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What does a spanglish speaking chicken say when it's sorry?

I apollogize.

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.