How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you