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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."