How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

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What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.