How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.