Skinning the vegan.
Leaf me alone.
A Beef
Malnutrition.
He didn't want any beef.
Are you vegan?
They don't tell you
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Cover your ears with your hands
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."
Saladdin.
It hasnt been tested on mice.
Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.
I've seen herbivore.
She'll tell you
Pretty much the same as anyone else.
A lecture.
Deciding which to tell people first.
When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
GRAAAAAAINS!
Don't worry, they'll tell you
GRRAAAAINS!!
They chia'd.
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
They'll tell you.
One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
None of them like pork.
That's a missed-steak
Because chicken came to his side.
You don't need to, they'll tell you
You don't, they will tell you.
They already told you.
Listen closely.
Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
They'll tell you
Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.
She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."
A timely manor.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
By telling them knock knock jokes!
As a Canadian, this offends me.
He's outstanding in his field
It raises a stink!
Krillex.
Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho
To cover up his bald spot.
Don't move -- I've got you covered.
A cow.
Marry her.
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
A girl has no name.
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
