Skinning the vegan.
Leaf me alone.
A Beef
Malnutrition.
He didn't want any beef.
Are you vegan?
They don't tell you
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Cover your ears with your hands
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."
Saladdin.
It hasnt been tested on mice.
Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.
I've seen herbivore.
She'll tell you
Pretty much the same as anyone else.
A lecture.
Deciding which to tell people first.
When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
GRAAAAAAINS!
Don't worry, they'll tell you
GRRAAAAINS!!
They chia'd.
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
They'll tell you.
One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
None of them like pork.
That's a missed-steak
Because chicken came to his side.
You don't need to, they'll tell you
You don't, they will tell you.
They already told you.
Listen closely.
Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
They'll tell you
Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.
She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
RIP post
A pot roast.
A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.
I'd best be leafing.
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.
I don't know it's lard to tell.
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
Nun.
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
You died of dysentery. Sorry.