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What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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Why is craving karma points ironic?

Because it's pointless.

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!