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What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!