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What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!