What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!