Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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Don't worry they'll tell you

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

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They both fear the wurst