Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

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What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst