Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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How do you tell them apart?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

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Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst