None. That's a hardware problem.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Just Juan.
Just one, but it will take 4 episodes.
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
Because they're good at commiting.
Because they're object oriented.
None that's a hardware problem