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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.