How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate