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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

Why do SJW's hate Programmers?

They objectify everything.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again