What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

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How do the fish get to school?

By octobus!

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!