What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!