What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

Why is the ocean blue?

Because all the fish in there goes "bloo bloo bloo"

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.