How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Its already lit, fam.

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What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable