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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.