How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt.