How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*