How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.