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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt