How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb?

Well, not all of them.

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.