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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

L0l

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What's cooler than being cool?

Being 0K.