What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What's cooler than being cool?

Being 0K.