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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

Absolute Jokes More Absolute Jokes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

0k. Jokes More 0k. Jokes

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What's cooler than being cool?

Being 0K.