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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What's cooler than being cool?

Being 0K.