Temperature Jokes

What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

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What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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What is the room temperature on Tatooine?

Lukewarm

What do you and Tatooine have in common?

You both have two sonssuns.

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What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke Warm. May the 4th Be With You!

What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

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Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

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Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste!

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

Ton Ton Jokes More Ton Ton Jokes

What's the temperate inside of a ton-ton?

What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton? Lukewarm.

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

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What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.