Temperature Jokes

What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

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What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

Rectal Thermometer Jokes More Rectal Thermometer Jokes

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other?

Fetus

What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry?

Fetus

M Jokes More M Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.

Internal Temperature Jokes More Internal Temperature Jokes

What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke Warm. May the 4th Be With You!

What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

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What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.