Temperature Jokes

What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

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What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.

What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one

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What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm

What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

Insist Jokes More Insist Jokes

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.