Temperature Jokes

What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

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What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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She uses a perfect son.

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Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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What do I look like?

A JOKE MACHINE!?

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What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste!

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How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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What's the temperate inside of a ton-ton?

What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton? Lukewarm.

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived