Temperature Jokes

What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

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What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke Warm. May the 4th Be With You!

What's the core body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke Warm

Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

Obtain Jokes More Obtain Jokes

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Non Jokes More Non Jokes

What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

Lukewarm Jokes More Lukewarm Jokes

What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda