Temperature Jokes

What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

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What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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What do you call a nurse with flat knees?

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Where do Mormon deer call home?

Salt Lick City

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

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Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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What's the core body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke Warm

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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She uses a perfect son.

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What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste!