What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

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What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!