What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!

What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!