What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!

What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!