What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!

What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!