How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.