How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

What are red heads good for?

Lighting fires.

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What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

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What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight