How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

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What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.