Zero, its already lit
Wanna go ride bikes?
Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...
He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
Homophonic I'm sorry...
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
Zero, because none of them knows how to
He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("
