Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.