Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't like to be spotted

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

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What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs!

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)