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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

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Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.