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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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What's your favourite animal?

Me too, I like the saltyness

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

What does snowman say to the other snowman?

It smells of carrots!

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What did he say?

Me: "You're fired".

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

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What's up?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.