Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.