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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.