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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

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Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

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What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.