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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

How do snowmen get around?

By icicle.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower