What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing