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What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing

How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.