What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball?

Choke.

What do you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a few inches

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches