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What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

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What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

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What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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What's white and ten inches long?

Nothing.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill