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What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill