What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

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What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood?

Spaghetto

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.