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What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What did fettuccine say to rigatoni?

Que pasta

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What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What do the Texas Rangers &amp Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.