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What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.