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What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.