Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow

What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow.