Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

To study economics.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.