Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

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Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

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How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose