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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Who's at fault?

The man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude