What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Cal Jokes More Cal Jokes

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Who's there! Claude! Claude who?

Claudework Orange!