What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom?

They were boldly going where no man has gone before

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What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude