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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

Cal Jokes More Cal Jokes

How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

Who's there! Claude! Claude who?

Claudework Orange!

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude