What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude