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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Cal Jokes More Cal Jokes

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude