What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What has four legs and several fins?

A happy bear!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude