What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude