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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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So-Bear!

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They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Dix.

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Professional courtesy

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude