What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.