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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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Why were the overly polite twins almost never born?

After you." "No, after you."

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude