What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude