What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

What is the name of a taxi service for bears?

Ubear.

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How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Who's there! Claude! Claude who?

Claudework Orange!