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Claude Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Who's there! Claude! Claude who?

Claudework Orange!

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude