What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears.)

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Who's there! Claude! Claude who?

Claudework Orange!