What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

Why were the overly polite twins almost never born?

After you." "No, after you."

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

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Who's there! Claude! Claude who?

Claudework Orange!

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude