What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Who's there! Claude! Claude who?

Claudework Orange!