Claude
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.
Franchicing
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
They only had one pickup
Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.
