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What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

French Man Jokes More French Man Jokes

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

How many French men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.