What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

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Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre