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What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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How many French men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre