What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude