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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

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What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Who's there! Claude! Claude who?

Claudework Orange!