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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners?

Mercy!

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes