Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

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What did the yogi have for breakfast?

An lette

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.