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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why don't you want me to get well now

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Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.