Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian