What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.