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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.