What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.... And Jon Hamm.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.