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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.