What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

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What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!