What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

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How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs.

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

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Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.