What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

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Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.