What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

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Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!