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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

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Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

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What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

Public access.

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!