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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the principal's office?

Because he had fowl languange.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

Public access.

Oeuf Jokes More Oeuf Jokes

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!