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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

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How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!