Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What makes eggs so athletic?

They go ovary and above.

What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad?

Mediyolkre.

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What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

How does French cheese expire?

From age

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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO