Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

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What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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What does a pirate drink for breakfast?

Arrrrange juice.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".