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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!