Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

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What does Laquisha have for breakfast?

Plan B

What does a pirate drink for breakfast?

Arrrrange juice.

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What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.