How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

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How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!