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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO