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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!