Breakfast Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast?

Ohmlettes

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What does a pirate drink for breakfast?

Arrrrange juice.

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.... And Jon Hamm.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?

A. Ihop

What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners?

Mercy!

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Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...