Breakfast Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast?

Ohmlettes

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast?

M'mosa

What did the yogi have for breakfast?

An lette

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

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What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What does a pirate drink for breakfast?

Arrrrange juice.

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What does a Mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.... And Jon Hamm.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?

A. Ihop

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Tacos Jokes More Tacos Jokes

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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What do kings call musical chairs?

A Game of Thrones.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Thesaurus Jokes More Thesaurus Jokes

What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Mouse Crispie Jokes More Mouse Crispie Jokes

What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice crispies.

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

In the MLA boxing ring

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses....