Synonym rolls.
Not Apple Jacks
Universal cereal bus
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
Ohmlettes
Breakfast.
A midnight snack A hot Breakfast
Drunkin Donuts
Breakfast and lunch.
Coma-toast.
M'mosa
An lette
Surreal.
A cup of Joe.
Ommm' lettes!
Sugar Puff Daddy
Quacker Oats
Because one egg is
Eggcalibur.
Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.
Breaking fast yooo!
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.
Vitamin bills!
Arrrrange juice.
Hash with alot of Salt
He foamed at the mouth.
Toast-tah-dahs!
Because she wants to rise and shine.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
He was a cereal defenestrator.
Kevin Bacon.... And Jon Hamm.
Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.
A. Ihop
Serie-a*l
The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
A Brexit
Orange Juice
Jack the Ripper
His name was Jack
Both are a play on words.
The Thesaurus
A synonym roll
Apple Jacks
Tasted awful.
A tongue.
Phil, eh?
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
He is going to tell you.
She thought she was a dromedary.
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."