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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

Who was the best actor in the Bible?

Samson he brought the house down!

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.