When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call a teenage cheese cracker?

Chee-zits I made this up. Thank you, thank you...thank you so much.

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche