Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
A condom
Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!
House
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
Because they bring Mayflowers
Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels
Me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad
Because 6 8 9
Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...
Not Apple Jacks
