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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

What meds are you on?

I want some.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until Christmas.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.