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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler