Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.