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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

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Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.