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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

Because that's what they measure.