Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

They want to measure their intelligence.