Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler