Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson

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Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

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Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.