Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.