Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

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What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!