Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
So you can tell them from flamingos!
Only two more sleeps till Christmas!
You rocket
A jacked rabbit.
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
Paint one of them black the others will move away.
Plastic Italians.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
The tusk fairy!
Hell-if-I-know
Guy who collects legs.
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Gouda worka
Forgetti Bolognese.
