Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
So you can tell them from flamingos!
Fine specimens.
A Gabaghoul
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
Because they're two tired
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.
She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!
Pay for the pizza
Plastic Italians.
I'll tell you tomorrow.
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)
Because it doesn't even lift.
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
She fell out of the tree.