Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
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If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
So you can tell them from flamingos!
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
Tell them its almost over
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Because the cow has the udder
They have no legs to pull!
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
You poke poke poker face
Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight
Patti O'Furniture
Ja-scusi.
He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".
Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!
A solmate
To forget
So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?
