Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
So you can tell them from flamingos!
12 months
Jack-u-la!
Ayyyy watch it homes!
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.
Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
In their trunk!
Two Birds!
Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.
Slip not.
Shaken, not stirred.
Because he never sleeps in much!
Paint an endzone on it.
To scare off Cat burglars!
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
