Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
So you can tell them from flamingos!
To spruce things up a bit.
Paint an endzone on it.
A flat miner.
They all fell off a truck.
It's a week day.
It lifts spirits
Hop in
Because the cow has the udder
So you don't get them confused with blueberries.
A giant!
An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.
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Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
Sleep late.
Go Outside
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