Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
So you can tell them from flamingos!
They always want to play leap frog with him
Annette!
To scare off Cat burglars!
An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue
On duty
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
No problem, He sleeps at night.
He got Lemonaids.
An Italian sub!
A pasta free.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you
If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.
To steep.
She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement
A groundhog
Having two legs