Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Why did the bicycle fall down?

Because it was two-tired.

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Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.