Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!