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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got four legs and no ears?

Mike Tyson's dog.

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

When Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!