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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie?

She had no legs.

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.