Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.