Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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What do you call a falling llama?

A llama-fall.

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*