Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

Toronto Jokes More Toronto Jokes

Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto