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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

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What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.