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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.