Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.