Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.