Flood Jokes

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!