What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!