What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!