What did the person say when a flood st...

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?