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What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods