What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.