Dam it.
Dam.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "
Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!
Out, out, damned Spot!
Damn, son. It's about time!
Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"
Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.
LONG) Damn.
The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::
Damn it!
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!
Well I'll be damned!
Subtractem
Parents.
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
Who cares.
Kermit the Frog's fingers.
Pu
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
When you repost it.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
The Garden of Eden
I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
A neurosturgeon
Damn
