Dam it.
Dam.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "
Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!
Out, out, damned Spot!
Damn, son. It's about time!
Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"
Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.
LONG) Damn.
The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::
Damn it!
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!
Well I'll be damned!
Happi-ness
I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through
Cheesus
Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS
The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!
A cup of decaf
So he could make a clean getaway.
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Parents.
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
A. They were really put out.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
A snowfake.
He already told you so.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Boss