How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

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How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?