How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Gnat Jokes More Gnat Jokes

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!