Gnat Jokes

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects.

What insect is good at math?

An account-ant.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.