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Gnat Jokes

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

Who's there! Alexander! Alexander who?

Alexander friend are coming over!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks