He did gnat see that coming
It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.
Visa or Mastercard?
It wasn't born yesterday
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
She kept wetting the bed.
As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.
Because they are insects.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Lightbulb.
They both came in a little behind.
He got turnip
Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.