How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

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Udderly useless.

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Because the Doctor can never see him.

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How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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Make a mixed tape.

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How about a dirty one as well?

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They say he made a mint.

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

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Drunkin Donuts

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

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How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

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Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)