How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument?

No lye?

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack