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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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The knock speeds up.

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Ostrich-sized.

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I can't feel my face when i'm with you

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What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack

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Pillow fight.

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

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Under the ground.

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Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack