How does a blind skydiver know when to ...

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

Whats in his backpack?

Parachute

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

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Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.