How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."

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What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.