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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too

What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...