How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

Whats in his backpack?

Parachute

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.