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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.