How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack