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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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How do you know you're flying over Poland?

Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.